Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt corpus christi White oval badge at the

White oval badge at the top contains "Austin" in red script

with red cursive reading "Lamar Latrell" overlapping the javelin

A blue rectangular banner below contains a halftone portrait of a football player in a helmet on the left

Rounded groovy serif text in orange reads "Nature Is Calling" across the top

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt corpus christi White oval badge at theMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork