Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL matching yellow text reads "LAVAWORKS

matching yellow text reads "LAVAWORKS AND MINING CO

at the bustling intersection of Flamingo Road and Las Vegas Boulevard

Arched navy blue uppercase text reads "YOU CAN'T TRUST ATOMS" above a vintage cartoon atom character with large eyes

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid-swing flanked by small stars

Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL matching yellow text reads "LAVAWORKSAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."